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## Posts
- [Something Fresh, Something Wet 🧊](https://secretbreakfast.com/something-fresh-something-wet.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to wrap your head around the idea that Summer is made for cooling dishes, jelly popsicles, and lonely mouths Hi there! All quiet here. Enjoy the issue! Piero ✹Massimo Bottura, chef, nailed that. Hungry for hunger “Lonely mouth" refers to a Japanese expre…
- [¡Madrid!¡Madrid!¡Madrid! 🇪🇸](https://secretbreakfast.com/madrid-madrid-madrid.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to try eating and cooking like a Spaniard, happy, fatty, and sodden in olive oil. Hi there! I spent 48+ hours in Madrid, Spain. Two days that started with a fried squid sandwich and ended with a café con hielo, the works. Except the early flight made me…
- [Summer Buns and Supermarket Bans 🟡🟦](https://secretbreakfast.com/summer-buns-and-supermarket-bans.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start complaining because I can’t believe I’ve been banned from my own supermarket (okay, I’m not the owner, but you get the point) Hi there! What is a newsletter if not a digital space to fill with one's own frustrations? So today, you'll have to hea…
- [World Cup Treats and Lady Gaga's Oreos ⚽️](https://secretbreakfast.com/world-cup-treats-and-lady-gagas-oreos.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start eating expensive junk food while watching football matches, dreaming about some sexy named drinks Hi there! I just noticed there's not much cooking in this issue, but many peculiar things. Hope you'll find the time to enjoy some. Have the best w…
- [Libertines and Fancy Dips 🎨](https://secretbreakfast.com/libertines-and-fancy-dips.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start living the best life among idlers and resters, bakers and guitarfish, because no journey is always better than the destination Hi there! I've read many interesting ideas recently. If you're in, here are two cues. The Difference Between Rest and…
- [Bear Fat Caramel and Dot Cake Extravaganza 🐻](https://secretbreakfast.com/bear-fat-caramel-and-dot-cake-extravaganza.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start eating queer cold noodles, food from demolished cities, and viral cupped calories Hi there! I don't have much to say. The other day I bought something like 3,000 shiso seeds, planning to grow them on a piece of land in the countryside. Except I…
- [Tea Bricks and Lazy Sushi 🧱](https://secretbreakfast.com/tea-bricks-and-heretical-pasta.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to slurp coffee noodles, cook heretical pasta, and learn that to be scheduled is to be loved Hi there! Interesting idea by Tanya, I've found around: To be scheduled is to be loved. As in: To be scheduled is to be considered amid the logistical chaos of a…
- [The other secret way to follow Secret Breakfast](https://secretbreakfast.com/follow-secret-breakfast-fediverse.md) - Use the fediverse, the most beautiful part of the internet many don't know yet. There's a way to follow this newsletter that most of you don't know exists. It doesn't require a new inbox. It doesn't require another subscription. And it puts you in control of what you read, for once. It's called the…
- [Tomato-maniacs and Watermelon Rind Candies 🍉](https://secretbreakfast.com/tomato-maniacs-and-watermelon-rind-candies.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to see CEOs as noodle slurpers, racists as cello players, and Japanese as pizza makers Hi there! Who forgot today was publishing day? Damn, I did. Piero ✹Felicity Cloake, One More Croissant for the Road, but she's actually out with a new novel The Underd…
- [Snack Tins and Lifesaving Panini 🥜](https://secretbreakfast.com/snack-tins-and-lifesaving-panini.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start cooking punk spaghetti, while freezing pickles and talking to yourself in your favorite fast-food Hi there! I'm having a supermarket 100% fake Greek salad while sending this. At least the company is good. Enjoy your week more than me! Piero ✹Ana…
- [Mother's Day Brunch and Cherry Rose Compote 🌹](https://secretbreakfast.com/mothers-day-brunch-and-cherry-rose-compote.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start making notebooks from fish skin, Gorgonzola croquettes, and bake a witchy focaccia Hi there! Last weekend I had some free time — and instead of hunting links for this newsletter I fell into a rabbit hole: self-hosting. A way to reduce platform d…
- [How Not To Host the Perfect Dinner Party 🙅🏻‍♀️](https://secretbreakfast.com/how-not-to-host-the-perfect-dinner-party.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to enjoy reindeer heart and scorched rice, extract oil from banana peels, and fry flowers with butter and batter Hi there! The other night, seven pieces of sushi, sparkling water, and a cover charge set me (actually my wife) back 52 euros. Not Jiro. Just…
- [Chef's Kiss Subs and Table Kinks 🥪](https://secretbreakfast.com/chefs-kiss-subs-and-table-kinks.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to learn how to enjoy Korean pony bread and pricey whale vomit while hiding your favorite recipes from the evil people Hi there! Sometimes this newsletter is... Well, you find the words. Have a good one. Piero ✹Orson Welles, from the movie The Other Side…
- [Self Made Fortune Cookies and Ginger Chews 🥠](https://secretbreakfast.com/self-made-fortune-cookies-and-ginger-chews.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start folding space dumplings, slurping Coachella noodles and baking your own destiny Hi there! I did not expect having so much sweet stuff this week. Well, enjoy! Piero ✹Ernesto Sábato, El túnel. Dumplings in space First, thanks to Tostoini for that.…
- [Space for New Recipes 🌔](https://secretbreakfast.com/space-for-new-recipes.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start spreading Italian hazelnut delicacies, while baking a sinful pie, dreaming about Malaysian food Hi there! As you know, NASA's Artemis II crew made history by traveling farther from Earth than any humans ever have. To get that far, the crew had t…
- [Popcorn Ganache and Easter Baking 🐣](https://secretbreakfast.com/popcorn-ganache-and-easter-baking.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to learn that your salted caramel mocha latte is destroying society and we didn't invent fermented foods — they invented us Hi there! A few days ago, the word whimsy started appearing everywhere on my feeds. Get-ready-with-me videos, pink home décor, Tik…
- [Blue Cheese Windows and Maximalist Parties🪟](https://secretbreakfast.com/blue-cheese-windows-and-maximalist-parties.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start using churro umbrellas, Stilton apertures, and meeting random strangers to eat fried starchy tuberous vegetables Hi there! You're probably wondering how my diet is going. No? Doesn't matter. This week I'm using AI to navigate a low-calorie diet…
- [Against the chefs, against the foodies 🪖](https://secretbreakfast.com/against-the-chefs-against-the-foodies.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start you personal war. This time vs Jamie Oliver, René Redzepi, and all the foodies out there Hi there! Apparently, war times call for culinary wars. Some cool reading along this issue. Hope you like it. Take care, don't be evil. Piero ✹Michael Polla…
- [Orange Caramels and Red Codes 🚀](https://secretbreakfast.com/orange-caramels-and-red-codes.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to enjoy your last meal, living like a monk, dining like a king, and drinking Butter Tea Hi there! One day, if I'm lucky, I'll have grandchildren who might ask me: "Grandpa, what were you doing during the Third Information Crisis?" Or: "What worried you…
- [Bright Ideas and Translucent Pears 🍐](https://secretbreakfast.com/bright-ideas-and-translucent-pears.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start baking, lowering the grocery bill, and cooking on a luxury yacht Hi there! Two ideas caught my attention this week, and you'll find them linked around in this issue. The first is a reframe of the 1% concept — not the wealthy elite, but the tiny…
- [Butter, Ramadan and Egg Marinades 🧈](https://secretbreakfast.com/butter-ramadan-and-egg-marinades.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start asking questions, discover the real nature of fungi and drink stacked water (whatever that is) Hi there! And Ramadan Mubarak! This week we have fasting and butter, mushrooms and chili ganache. I think we're good, then. Piero ✹Merlin Sheldrake, E…
- [Pleasure Matters More Than the Recipes ♥️](https://secretbreakfast.com/pl.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start making omelettes with Rosalía, licking the rims, and rediscover the lower senses Hi there! In less than seven days I attended the opening of an Olympic Games, found myself in the same room as George Clooney, had lunch at the chef's table of a th…
- [Fire Horses, Frozen Olympians and  Super Bowl Parties 🐴](https://secretbreakfast.com/fire-horses-frozen-olympians-and-super-bowl-parties.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start your day having lunch Bengaluru, dinner in Milan, drinks in Tokyo, and a football party in Santa Clara Hi there! I'm writing from the Olympic city of Milan, where things are hectic. You know, we're hours away from the Milano Cortina 2026 opening…
- [Hot Dips and Damned Choppelgangers 🌶️](https://secretbreakfast.com/damned-choppelgangers.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start collecting bread tags, watching food doppelgangers, and melting gold on your risotto even if it has no flavor at all Hi there! You know what? It seems that luxury spending has shifted dramatically and "stuff" doesn't signal status anymore. While…
- [Greenlandic delicacies and Zodiac Kimchi 🇬🇱](https://secretbreakfast.com/greenlandic-delicacies-and-zodiac-kimchi.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start drinking the greatest wine in the world while having soup in the morning and shark meat in the evening Hi there! Later today I'll be all in with Drops of God Season 2, even if I'm pretty sure it's jumping the shark soon. Season one had all the e…
- [Caramelised Yogurt and Okra Pork Rolls 🐽](https://secretbreakfast.com/caramelised-yogurt-and-okra-pork-rolls.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start serving the best portion of a good person's life, while watching rom-com bits and air-frying banana slices Hi there! This 2026 is having a rough start. Some soft vibes are needed. Hope you find some here today. Piero ✹Allen Levi, Theo of Golden.…
- [Arepas reloaded, Crab Dips and Longevity Diet 🦀](https://secretbreakfast.com/arepas-reloaded-crab-dips-and-longevity-diet.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start considering that man is the pie that bakes and eats himself on a neverending glucose roller coaster Hi there! Has 2026 started well for you? I don't put much stock in New Year's resolutions, but I do believe in setting the table right. Surroundi…
- [Open This When You're Ready for the New Year 🎇](https://secretbreakfast.com/open-this-when-youre-ready-for-the-new-year.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start the ending of the year, or ending what you started too late, dreaming about yaupon tea, minibar shots and grandmacore Hi there! I could bore you with a navel-gazing essay about the year just passed. But I care about you too much for that. Instea…
- [Homemade Sleep Gummies and Christmas Tortellini 🎅🏻](https://secretbreakfast.com/homemade-sleep-gummies-and-christmas-tortellini.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start a newsletter cursing in Italian and dreaming about French oysters you'll never have Hi there! Have you heard the news? UNESCO has officially recognized Italian cuisine as an Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity. Well, as we say in Rome among…
- [Italian Punk & Christmas Cookies 🎄](https://secretbreakfast.com/italian-punk-christmas-cookies.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start baking surreal biscuits, spreading avocado on messy open sandwiches because - you know - nobody wants to be a foodie anymore Hi there! How's your binge-watching level these days? I'm obsessed with Pluribus, in which a hive mind has taken over mo…
- [Wicked Pizza & Cat Rice 🈯️](https://secretbreakfast.com/wicked-pizza-cat-rice.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to set up a fabulous grazing board, reserve the best chef's table and refuse having meals served in a slapdash fashion Hi there! Sprints have become the heartbeat of many contemporary companies — intense, time-boxed pushes that force focus, collaboration…
- [Retro Food and Duplo Dinners 👾](https://secretbreakfast.com/retro-food-and-duplo-dinners.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to feel like an amoeba, then start baking 20+ kinds of Christmas cookies after you cooked for Thanksgiving Hi there! I was reading this super-cool feature by Ronald W. Dworkin called The Amoeba and the Mathematician. The essay argues that in the AI age,…
- [Tiramisu Balls and the Handsy Mayor 🖐🏻](https://secretbreakfast.com/tiramisu-balls-and-the-handsy-mayor.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start baking with heart-shaped tins, freezing egg wraps and dreaming about ant-fermented yogurt Hi there! I don't know about yours, but my days have been chaos. Last week I wasn't sharp enough to write a decent newsletter, so I didn't. No real takeawa…
- [Immunity Soda and Kinky Bites 🥕](https://secretbreakfast.com/immunity-soda-and-kinky-bites.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to serve meals drawing inspiration from Russian film makers and Internet subcultures, while dreaming about healthy drinks and sandwiches with pickles replacing the bread Hi there! Have you ever heard about the Kuleshov Effect? It is simple: show an actor…
- [Japanese Mayo and Pickled Pumpkin 🇯🇵](https://secretbreakfast.com/japanese-mayo-and-pickled-pumpkin.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to meet with crazy theoretical physicists, wild pickle makers, and audacious cheese&coffee drinkers Hi there! I was watching this video with the theoretical physicist Richard Feynman, where he talks about trees, and it completely flipped my perspective.…
- [Honey Lime Cilantro Chicken and the 2026 Food Trends 🍗](https://secretbreakfast.com/honey-lime-cilantro-chicken-and-the-2026-food-trends.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to feel trendy for using beef tallow, because - in a landscape of infinite digital choice - recipes survive only if they seduce Hi there! We have the 8 Biggest Food Trends for 2026, according to Whole Foods. A few caveats: Whole Foods is owned by Amazon,…
- [Fermented Fries and Taylor Swift's treats 🍟](https://secretbreakfast.com/fermented-fries-and-taylor-swifts-treats.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start reading Captain Marvel's Cookbook while drinking cold-brew coffee in a ghost kitchen, where I’d sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life that’s all mine Hi there! I have a story for you. After the storm passed, Jake stepped outside to…
- [Acorn Coffee and the Fluffy Eggs Trick 🍳](https://secretbreakfast.com/acorn-coffee-and-the-fluffy-eggs-trick.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to bake pumpkin Basque cheesecake and make sourdough gelato while living the last days of social media Hi there! The other day I was thrilled because a pizza place I loved in Rome opened in my city. Pizza it's still good, not the same, but it's still goo…
- [Brazilian Fusion and Tomato Nigiri 🍣](https://secretbreakfast.com/brazilian-fusion-and-tomato-nigiri.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start cooking with Brad Pitt, dating messy chefs and spreading spicy Taipei butter over rice Hi there! Have you heard the news? Wise House executive chef is expected to announce that using flour in federal kitchens raises food poisoning risk, despite…
- [Jane Austen's Soup and Onion Crackers 🧅](https://secretbreakfast.com/jane-austens-soup-and-onion-crackers.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / A newsletter at the intersection of food intersections and cooking intersections. With a side of mushroom intersections Hi there! We live at the intersection of exhaustion and buzzwords. Every startup now positions itself "at the intersection" of two trendy concepts. P…
- [Green Tea, Egg Confit, and Creamy Udon 🍵](https://secretbreakfast.com/green-tea-egg-confit-and-creamy-udon.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start cooking stuff at the exact temperature of your fever, dreaming about soju, eggless breakfasts, and corn cookies Hi there! Today, I'm not ok. Less editing and more food. It's not that bad, then. Piero ✹Fredrik Backman, My Friends. K-Partying! Rem…
- [Make-ahead Breakfast and Spaghetti for a Tyrant  🍝](https://secretbreakfast.com/make-ahead-breakfast-and-spaghetti-for-a-tyrant.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start pouring brown butter into your Bibimbap, while baking Scottish morning rolls and Shrek-dating Hi there! This week you will find few recipes (but ones to save forever) and two very intense (even if a bit somber) long reads. It happened a bit by c…
- [The Perfect Chips Brine and Other Brainrot Food 🍟](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-perfect-chips-brine-and-other-brainrot-food.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to get into exploited monkeys and gentrified kitchens, while baking Turkish potato cakes and Palestinian vegetables, never mistaking bad taste for liberation Hi there! I'm really pleased with the recipes in this issue. And the monkey story is compelling,…
- [Sardines on Fire and Iberian Croquettes 🐟](https://secretbreakfast.com/sardines-on-fire-and-iberian-croquettes.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start the day by being late, mixing waffles and red velvet, while setting fire to your precious canned fish Hi there! Raise your hand if you forgot the extremely rare laptop power cable at home before travelling. No? Well, I did. Then, since I'm alrea…
- [Greek Basics and Automated Noodles 🏺](https://secretbreakfast.com/greek-basics-and-automated-noodles.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start shaving peaches, brewing muddy coffee, drinking every cocktail and discovering the importance of manners when you're spending time in a restaurant Hi there! Where were we? Or - better - where have I gone? Funny story: I skipped a week, because I…
- [The Most Beautiful Rice Rolls and the Most Expensive Date Night 🌺](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-most-beautiful-rice-rolls-and-the-most-expensive-date-night.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start singing at Wembley, having omakase in New York, or baking Pizza with the Fantastic Four Hi there! Liam and Noel Gallagher are definitely creating the tour of the year. After 15 years of silence, Oasis Live '25 proves we live on nostalgia, or at…
- [Cortisol Cocktails and Batch Drinks🍹](https://secretbreakfast.com/cortisol-cocktails-and-batch-drinks.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place where you can invite somebody into your heart by making salads, freezing cucumbers, and serving bizarre concoctions Hi there! As Stephen King wrote in Never Flinch, one drink is too many and a thousand are never enough. Stay hydrated and have some fun. P…
- [Strawberry Pasta and Labubu Meals 👹](https://secretbreakfast.com/strawberry-pasta-and-labubu-meals.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start eating like a champion and harvesting micro vegetables, while turning cities into selfie backdrops Hi there! How was your week? Mine in one paragraph: due to a sudden water pipe issue my kitchen was dismantled, leaving me unable to cook for days…
- [AI Cakes, Mushroom Murders, and Rebel Wine 🍷](https://secretbreakfast.com/ai-cakes-mushroom-murders-and-rebel-wine.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to recycle Greek Yogurt, fill butter with radish, and enjoy cooking when it’s hot outside Hi there! I think you've noticed Artificial Intelligence is becoming our new Google Search. Especially since Google placed a Gemini answer at the top of search resu…
- [Frozen Dessert, Almond Gazpacho, and Campari Galette 🍧](https://secretbreakfast.com/frozen-dessert-almond-gazpacho-and-campari-galette.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place for eating the rich, with a side of Parisian Gnocchi, Wimbledon Strawberries, and Watermelon Agua Fresca Hi there! I'm late today because I wrote an entire section about the Bezos wedding in Venice, then I wasn't sure about that and deleted it. The short…
- [No-Cook Recipes and Other Life Upgrades 💡](https://secretbreakfast.com/no-cook-recipes-and-other-life-upgrades.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start upgrading your life with kinky cannibalism, expensive music, imperialist sandwiches, Peruvian classics and wartime pizza Hi there! I recently made a small but revelatory upgrade to my music setup—swapping AirPods for In-Ear Monitors and the stan…
- [The Korean Food Diary Takeover 🇰🇷](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-korean-food-diary-takeover.md) - The best place to start dealing with all I have eaten in about 10 days at the 38th parallel
- [Kardashian's Pantry and Traveler's Cravings ✈️](https://secretbreakfast.com/i-4giu.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start your day trading spontaneity for strategy, camping for resorts and oysters for snails Hi there! Yesterday, I couldn't resist this clickbait: This Is the Secret Power Move Every Server Uses to Get Customers to Leave. I spare you the click, the ph…
- [Decluttering Tricks and Heavenly Carrots 🥕](https://secretbreakfast.com/decluttering-tricks-and-heavenly-carrots.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start cooking familiar things through unfamiliar eyes, following the 20min-20$ rule, and celebrating any root's desire to go to Heaven Hi there! They say that pressure makes diamonds, but the metaphor works better than the science. For those shiny gem…
- [Try This Culinary Puzzle (or the Roman Pizza) 🧩](https://secretbreakfast.com/try-this-culinary-puzzle-or-the-roman-pizza.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start playing word quizzes, baking with blue-iron trays, and living the slop life Hi there! Sometimes (my) life gets complicated. Time can seem abundant until suddenly it's not, which is why this is the shortest Secret Breakfast issue ever. That's not…
- [The Right Recipes for Breaking the Rules 🧨](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-right-recipes-for-breaking-the-rules.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start bending spoons, freezing jams, having breakfast-for-dinner, and dessert-for-starter Hi there! Today, I have a - FICTIONAL - story for you. I was sitting at my usual table in the trattoria when a lawyer in a designer suit materialized before me.…
- [The Lost Art of Pictureless Cooking 🤳🏻](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-lost-art-of-pictureless-cooking.md) - The best place for unseen recipes, hungry hearts, Lambrusco spritz, foodie priests and food guilts
- [Power Out? The Party is On 🔥](https://secretbreakfast.com/power-out-the-party-is-on.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start your day with a power outage dinner party, while making a better world breaking some eggs Hi there! A major power outage left Spain and part of Portugal without electricity. I can't even imagine the difficulties in managing the consequences of t…
- [Pope's Wine or Angel Cakes? 🪽](https://secretbreakfast.com/popes-wine-or-angel-cakes.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start your day with books and roses, micro-gastronomy, dinners with dictators and weird pontifical snacks Hi there! Happy Diada de Sant Jordi, my favorite celebration, the one I never celebrate because it is something from Catalonia, and I'm in Italy.…
- [Jailhouse Lasagna and Easter Baking Treats 🐰](https://secretbreakfast.com/jailhouse-lasagna-and-easter-baking-treats.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best way to start your day with open sandwiches, jail-time "pasta fazool", and edible vegetable gardens while you're getting the silence treatment Hi there! What's more secret-breakfasty than a cereal-punching bag? Here we go, then. Enjoy Easter, Pesach or whatever…
- [No Panic, It's Organic 🍋](https://secretbreakfast.com/no-panic-its-organic.md) - Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start your day with organic vegetables and crazy honey, edible sparkles and anchovy-infused martinis, to start a Phoenician scheme and cool the fire of anger Hi there! Scrambled eggs are served while you're reading a book in the bathtub. A bottle of w…
- [Torpedo Batter, Cauliflower Butter, and a refreshing Bitter ⚾️](https://secretbreakfast.com/torpedo-batter-cauliflower-butter-and-a-refreshing-bitter.md) - The best place to start your day by dusting flour on the floor, adding vegan butter to the batter, and sprinkling glitter into your next bitter
- [At My Signal, Unleash Hellmann's ☄️](https://secretbreakfast.com/at-my-signal-unleash-hellmanns.md) - A memoir about Mark Zuckerberg relationship with expensive food. And a fictional short story about a culinary rebellion leaked from a Signal chat.
- [A New Recipe for Secret Breakfast: Open, Free, and Shared](https://secretbreakfast.com/open-free-and-shared.md) - Secret Breakfast is evolving from a private newsletter into an open, barrier-free website where anyone can explore food stories, culinary insights, and culture.
- [Morning Excesses and Egg-sistential Dreads 🍳](https://secretbreakfast.com/excess.md) - The best place to look for egg substitutes, hack mayo, bake Miyazaki's cakes, and play pasta roulette in a spirit of genuine excess
- [Fried flowers and Low-Carb Mexican 🌸](https://secretbreakfast.com/fried-flowers.md) - The best place to start your day with Chinese tea, prison food, Australian coffee and AI-developed wine
- [The Academy Winner Cookbook 🥟](https://secretbreakfast.com/anora-oscars.md) - Start your day with gyoza bags and ethical shrimp, upgraded popcorn and accordion breads.
- [Open This If You're Ravenous 🫙](https://secretbreakfast.com/open-this-if-youre-ravenous.md) - Start your day with gyoza bags and ethical shrimp, upgraded popcorn and accordion breads.
- [Fasting and feasting 💁🏻‍♀️](https://secretbreakfast.com/fasting-feasting.md) - SB221
- [The Unbearable Loudness of Fooding 🔈](https://secretbreakfast.com/unbearable-lightness.md) - SB219
- [The Hidden Cost of Our Dinner 🚫](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-hidden-cost-of-our-dinner.md) - SB219
- [Nine missed meals, and it’s chaos 9️⃣](https://secretbreakfast.com/nine-missed-meals.md) - SB218
- [Your Executive Order Is on Its Way 🫡](https://secretbreakfast.com/executive-order.md) - SB217
- [After the Apocalypse, We Will Still Be Hungry 💥](https://secretbreakfast.com/new-post-future-template-50985a5803f4d905.md) - SB216
- [The Year of Glitter Pickles ✨](https://secretbreakfast.com/new-post-future-template-633377b2286a310c.md) - SB215
- [Wrapped Winter Wisdom 🌯](https://secretbreakfast.com/wrapped-2024.md) - SB214
- [The Final Feast Countdown 🎄](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-final-feast-countdown.md) - SB213
- [Christmas Deliciousness and the Crumbl Cookies Illusion 🎄](https://secretbreakfast.com/christmas-soup.md) - SB212
- [The No-Brainer Guide to Xmas Spree 🧠](https://secretbreakfast.com/no-brainer-guide-christmas-2024.md) - SB301
- [The Great Culinary Horoscope of 2025 ✨](https://secretbreakfast.com/the-great-food-horoscope-2025.md) - It's issue 300!
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